Top ten excuses on dates using your dogs!

1.    Sorry, I like you but my dog does not.
2.    I have to go home early to feed my dogs and let them out.
3.    I can't go out. I just got a new puppy.
4.    That was my neighbors that called.  My dogs got out and I have to go now.
5.    You cannot come in. My dog bites.
6.    I can't. My dog has to go in for surgery early tomorrow morning.
7.    I am only attracted to dog people.
8.    You make my dog jealous.
9.    My dog is sick and I must stay home with her.
10.  I don't feel well. I accidently took my dog's medicine.

I am sexy and I know it.....

Come hither, ladies.....
-Sam

Go ahead mom...

Play and have fun. Just leave me here in the hot sun to roast. - Shanti

Because I can....

-Sam

Whoa! That medicine really f -&%# me up...

Got any more of those pain pills?

- Maisy (after doggie surgery, still hopped up on pain pills, barely able to stand up,eating dinner in bed).

When are you getting out of that hot tub....

I need attention!  NOW would be good.- Shanti

Where's yours mom?

Went shopping with the kids and here is what we brought home for Halloween. All dog treats and food. Next time I am buying something for me dammit!