Do I look like I did it?

I have been laying here the whole time, farting - Buster, foster for adoption

You make me sick.

Now take me for a ride - Shanti Baby

Get up mom and dad! The neighbors are waking up.

It was your idea to have a kid- Harley to Maisy #TBT

 Oh, yes. Like I can make a baby all by myself.  You didn't help at all. - Maisy

I have slipped and can't get up.

Carpet. I need more carpet  - Spanky the rescue living the life in CA

Oh, well. Nap time. No use in fighting it.

You bringing out the water skis any time today??

Sam I am a water dog

Do I look like I want to move?

-Tootsie, what a sweet candy roll

Oh yes. I am gonna be mean today.

I can just feel it - Buster the Dachshund