Trying to sleep upfront while mom whirls around the curves...

Is like trying to play drunk twister - Sam I am

I love when you touch me Sam - Buddy Love

Stop pulling on my leg...

Or I will fart- Buster the Foster

Opps. Too late. Or was that you?

Please shut the blinds.

You go to work and I will keep the bed warm for "us" -Buster the foster

Can I get a clean pillow case before you leave?

Hold on mom.

You can scoop your snow cone over here where I marked the spot - Buddy Love

Your welcome.

Now who put this fence here and why?

Seriously.  I don't like it.  Now the neighbors can't see me - Rottie Rescue

I must wake up and go see this dog they speak of....

They call him "baby pig" but I have never seen him- Buddy Love

Oink.

Give me the ball and no one gets hurt.

Just kidding. Of course you still get hurt.  You screwed with my ball. - Ellen