Psst. Come untie me.

No one is looking and let's face it. I am not getting any younger.

Sometimes I wonder what my girl is thinking about when she spoons my butt.

Then I realize I like it so it doesn't really matter. - Sam I am

I smell fishy water Buddy.

We must be near the lake.  Keep looking and bark if you find water.  - Maisy Moo

Truly the blind leading the half blind....

You better move Riley.

The food door is about to open for breakfast. - Sammy Boy

I hope I get treats with my meal this time.- Buddy

You can see OK, right?!

I prefer the left side when you are driving.- Riley

Well, hey Mr. Policeman.

Stop lifting up Riley.

I can't reach my bowl. - Sammy boy

Uh, why don't you get the hell off my back while I am trying to eat?

I can feel your penis.- Riley

Your breath smells just like cat poop.

Ah, heaven. - Buddy Love