So you are having trouble keeping a certain dog off the furniture?

I can sympathize.  I often find the home owner sleeping in my big bed.

Putting their head on my ass pillow, of all things!

You really need to take me for a ride now.

A storm is coming and I am not getting any younger.  - Shanti Baby

If you see any gray hairs, pluck them.

And for god's sake don't blog about it. - Sam I am getting distinquished

I tell all the bitches I am only 3.

Hmmm. Someone just pulled in and I can hear them talking...

Something about a funny looking cat sitting in the windowsill.- Riley my love

I don't get it.

So two boy dogs that look a lot like us...

Got into some trouble and ran back to home base.

Weird. We have been right here all day. - Sam and Buddy

Yuck. We are not a couple.

We are like best friends.  I could never have sex with Sam.  He is like a brother to me. - Shanti

I don't even know what sex is...-Sam

Why is everyone looking at me?

 If I said I didn't do it, then I didn't do it. -Buddy Love

Well, maybe.  I forget.