Oh, Goodie! You're home and you brought my cousins from the dirty South.

Let em out, let em out!  - Della, past foster

(I SEE stinky, meany, bully, fatty, and burly man)

I rested up all day for this visit while mom cleaned the house so it won't have any dog hair.

My New Year's Resolution? Not to soil your sheets.

 I mean, after this one. - Buddy Love

I kissed a girl and I liked it!

-Bad Boy Rogan

And now I want to tell the world about it. Arooo!

Shhhh. We are not supposed to be sharing a bed. We are not even married. - Do good Abby.

Oh, OK.  I don't want to go back to the kennel.

Sometimes you come to a crossroads in life....

Fortunately for us, we are just posing for a portrait. -Buddy Love and Sam I am

I smell a nasty fart. Was that you or me Sam? 

Hmmm. Really not liking her tone right now.

- Riley Girl

 Her bed, blah blah. Who cares?

And before you grab my collar and try to pull me off the bed, you gotta ask yourself mom, do you feel lucky?

This couch was made for LOVE mom. Not for show.

So pile on, and touch us a little. - Buddy, Riley and Sam

No, we're not high. Just content.

Oh, I hope this is not THE RIDE.

The one where I don't come back home with the others.  - Sam I am...scared

It is so close to the holidays and I have been a real good boy!