Sometimes you come to a crossroads in life....

Fortunately for us, we are just posing for a portrait. -Buddy Love and Sam I am

I smell a nasty fart. Was that you or me Sam? 

Hmmm. Really not liking her tone right now.

- Riley Girl

 Her bed, blah blah. Who cares?

And before you grab my collar and try to pull me off the bed, you gotta ask yourself mom, do you feel lucky?

This couch was made for LOVE mom. Not for show.

So pile on, and touch us a little. - Buddy, Riley and Sam

No, we're not high. Just content.

Oh, I hope this is not THE RIDE.

The one where I don't come back home with the others.  - Sam I am...scared

It is so close to the holidays and I have been a real good boy!

They call me "Low Rider".

Just because I needed help stepping up on this rug.  - Belle

BTW, have you seen my legs and feet? I just want to make sure they are still there.

I gotta admit, I don't like the hat much (or you right now) but...

I DO like Santa and once again I haven't killed anyone this year.  

 So lay some gifts on me, fat man. Where R U?  - Shanti Baby

Are you sure if I wear this hat Santa will come?

I guess it is better than that damn Christmas sweater from last year...- Sam I am (wanting xmas treats from Santa)

We can't afford to take chances when it comes to Santa and his elves. I have been good but I am also guilty by association with BAD DOGS.