Is that a new truck the neighbor is driving?

Well shut my mouth. That is the one I picked out for us. - Riley

Why can't we have nice things like the neighbors? They don't even HAVE dogs.

Oh, gawd. Where did I poop?

I can't remember where I popped-a-squat, and the leaves hide my fresh bunny turds.- Buddy Love

And you know mom, she gets ALL upset and in my bizness when I have poop on my paws. Some crap about messing up her clean house. Like it is my fault...she let the leaves get out of hand. And I didn't ask to live here anyway.

Animals are pretty wonderful...

I am amazed that animals know when another is blind, and then choose to help them- often another species altogether.

YOGA POSER...

Upward facing dog.

The key here is to relax. Take in deep breaths.  Remember that I am in competition with no one. Plant my feet and be the best I can be- Sam I am yoga zen master.

How about I get all my favorite items from Santa this year?

And I won't bring your hairdryer still plugged in while you are in the tub. 

Let's just forget the "who has been naughty and who has been nice list", eh?- Ellen

My gawd. I hope she doesn't wreck the boat with me in it.

 I am this close to retirement.  - Maisy Moo

                                                    Damn economy set me back.

I was going to jump in for a swim...

Until I realized how big CATFISH can get in this lake. Whoa doggie! - Shanti baby

(Mom, come see the whiskers on this one)