One day I would like to have a little place of my own.

Find a good job, settle down, and move out of mom's house.  It is just so hard in this tough economy for a dog. - Sam I am

(Species profiling....)

I get dibs on the winner.

One of you is going DOWN. -Maisy Moo

(I may be old but I got junk in the trunk that won't quit and these kids are gonna pay their respects)

Nope. I don't want my picture taken.

How about now? Did you get that?- Shanti

Mom wants you to move so she can sit on the couch. Pass it down...

What Sam? I can't hear you- I am sleeping.- Buddy

Where's mom. I don't see her. She must have left. - Riley

Who cares? I ain't moving. - Shanti

Well mom, I tried.  The dog bed on the floor stays pretty clean so you might try that.

I see the prey.

Let them take this shot, then I will run over there and deal with it. - Sam I am

Handsome is my gift and my curse.

You want a kiss? I GOT your kiss.

I love you but there is no reason to choke me. Is someone getting this on film? 

I feel awkward sitting here with Shanti watching us.  She gets mad when it is obvious I am your favorite. - Buddy

My foster mom is a piece of work.

I have no idea why she takes hold of my rope and won't let go.  - Riley

But I will play along with her.  It seems to make her happy.

Now she is starting to aggravate me. Gimme Gimme!