Mine! Mine! Lickey Lickey Lickey!

You can lick the other side if you want some Sam.  - Buddy Love

I hear something Riley. I am sure of it. Get up and go take a look.

For the 100th time, no you don't. Now go to sleep little man. - Riley

The Fantastic Five Cheerleading Team....

My name is Buddy. (Oh yeah). I love to pee. (Oh yeah). I have a diaper. (Oh yeah). In which I wee! Oh Yeah!

Sha boom, sha sha sha boom, check it out. Sha boom, sha sha sha boom. Roll call.

My name is Riley. (Oh yeah).  And I'm a mess. (Oh yeah).  I love to boat. (Oh yeah). On the big fat Crest. Oh Yeah!

(CHORUS)

My name is Sam. (Oh, yeah). And I'm da man. (Oh yeah).  A love machine. (Oh yeah). A big fat ham! Oh Yeah!

(CHORUS)

My name is Noneya. (Oh yeah). I hate this game. (Oh yeah). This stupid cheer. (Oh Yeah). I wish you pain! Oh Yeah!

(CHORUS)

My name is Maisy. (Oh, yeah). I think that's it. (Oh, yeah).  I forget a lot. (Oh yeah). Is it time to shit? Oh Yeah!

(CHORUS)

Go toward the light. Go toward the light.

That is what I keep doing but nothing happens. - Maisy Moo, beautiful, senile and just a tad bit sexy

Texts from Dogs

Ok. These 10 are hilarious. Totally my style of dog humor and hope you enjoy them FFS!

http://littlewhitelion.com/texts-from-my-dog-10-pics-40511/

What's the secret password Sam?

NOPE. That is not it and you are not going up to see the master. - Stella, holding her own.

I can't believe something that looks like a wet muskrat is keeping me from climbing the stairs. But I am afraid of it.- Sam

Well, I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

And someone is gonna have to pay for that. -Riley