Happy 4th of July Sam! Feel free to roll over here and kiss me.

 It's freedom day. - Buddy Love

Why do I sit out here in the hot sun?

Because we all know that tanned fat looks better than white fat. - Maisy Moo

Gawd Mom. Do you see what I have to deal with EVERY day?

At least you put a diaper on IT! - Shanti Baby (with Buddy)

(I wonder WHO she is talking about??- Buddy Love)

Maybe it was me, maybe it wasn't.

What did the culprit look like? - Buddy Love

You drive this golf cart like it is your first time behind the wheel.

Or are you just trying to scare me? - Shanti Baby

(Go left up here, slow down, stay on your side of the road, stop waving at everyone, remember I am hurt so easy on the turns, watch for speed bumps, stop looking at your text, and get us home please gawd in one piece)

Hmmm, did I hear the treat bag open? If so, how 'bout you be a dear and bring me one...

 while I relax on the deck- Samson

(Bring a pillow while you are at it please)

Maybe a little help please. AND PUSH.

This is my first mud run/obstacle course.  HELP PLEASE - Della Dolittle

Don't be afraid to touch my butt if you have to- I am almost over.

 (Della is a GSD, 2 years of age, no health issues and LOL- CANNOT JUMP. At all. Not into a car, over a tree.  Too cute. She is a foster/rescue with a great human. Side note- a GSD holds the record for highest vertical jump)