Maybe it was me, maybe it wasn't.

What did the culprit look like? - Buddy Love

You drive this golf cart like it is your first time behind the wheel.

Or are you just trying to scare me? - Shanti Baby

(Go left up here, slow down, stay on your side of the road, stop waving at everyone, remember I am hurt so easy on the turns, watch for speed bumps, stop looking at your text, and get us home please gawd in one piece)

Hmmm, did I hear the treat bag open? If so, how 'bout you be a dear and bring me one...

 while I relax on the deck- Samson

(Bring a pillow while you are at it please)

Maybe a little help please. AND PUSH.

This is my first mud run/obstacle course.  HELP PLEASE - Della Dolittle

Don't be afraid to touch my butt if you have to- I am almost over.

 (Della is a GSD, 2 years of age, no health issues and LOL- CANNOT JUMP. At all. Not into a car, over a tree.  Too cute. She is a foster/rescue with a great human. Side note- a GSD holds the record for highest vertical jump)

Who is she calling her "little pancake"? And why? - Maisy Moo

(This may have been Shanti's small bed but I have made this bitch mine now. ALL stretched out).

WARNING. This plant can kill your dogs.

Blog friends - It is called heliotrope and is highly toxic, causes total liver destruction.  Dogs will nibble at the leaves of this plant (It can come in white or purple).  Please share with any dog owners you know to hopefully prevent their dog from becoming a statistic. Vets may not know this is a toxic plant but now YOU DO!!

I will just close my eyes and trust you at the helm as our captain - Buddy Love to Shanti

(Stop farting and maybe I will take the wheel- Shanti)