Mom, where does yellow snow come from? I really like it.

Sam I am peeing

This way Sam and bring your firehose.  Let's mark everything BOXER WAS HERE.- Maisy

I know you can see me waiting out here. Don't make me blow this horn again.

 Sam I am ... ready to go.

I dream of a truck where I get my own seat, and don't have to use Sam's ass as my air bag.

-Shanti Baby

Maybe I took your blanket and pillow. And maybe I didn't. What does it look like?

And please go ahead and file a complaint in the complaint department. - Sam I am, sleepy

(Besides, you will get it back tomorrow so you can wash it for me)

Da couch was right here. Someone must have stolen it while I was napping.

We did have a couch right?! - Buddy Love

The light outside is so beautiful. I hope they let me live so I can play outside another day.

I don't deserve to die. - Maisy at the vet.

Ah. You're up. Are you making those eggs for me?

I slept here by my favorite room- the kitchen!  - Maisy Moo Pig