I will be right here when you get back.

So are you back yet?!- Shanti

Hey Blondie.

Don't I know you? Wanna have my human take us to the dog park?

I am ashamed.

I took all the Halloween doggie treats.  Please take it away. I do not deserve another. - Truman

He smells funny. Push him off.

NOW.  - Shanti

What IS that? Should I go kill it?!

Just say the word. - Buddy McCluskey

I smell wine. Have you been drinking? - Dog police

Give me a treat and we can forget this whole thing - Sam

I am not sure what was squeaking and woke you up.

Why do you ask?