I love you so much man... I could just kiss you right on the mouth. - Buddy

I absolutely love the feel of this carpet. Where did you get it? - Sam

The Olympic's synchronized swimming ain't got nothing on us.

Now kick your legs up high on the count of three Sam.- Buddy and Samson

Hey Sam. You wanna rub my belly?

How 'bout you take off my man panties. They are starting to chafe me. - Buddy and his maxi pad

I have a leg cramp and can't wake up.

(Sam I am)

I love my hunting perch.

Here, high up on the deck, on my lounge chair, warmed by the sun, I get a great vantage point to hunt for vermin out of the yard. - Buddy Boo Boo 

Which one is my real daddy?

Mom said to keep an eye on you guys, to supervise.  But really, I am just looking to play. - Sam

(Who you reckon tore up that fence anyway? Got any ideas?)