The Olympic's synchronized swimming ain't got nothing on us.

Now kick your legs up high on the count of three Sam.- Buddy and Samson

Hey Sam. You wanna rub my belly?

How 'bout you take off my man panties. They are starting to chafe me. - Buddy and his maxi pad

I have a leg cramp and can't wake up.

(Sam I am)

I love my hunting perch.

Here, high up on the deck, on my lounge chair, warmed by the sun, I get a great vantage point to hunt for vermin out of the yard. - Buddy Boo Boo 

Which one is my real daddy?

Mom said to keep an eye on you guys, to supervise.  But really, I am just looking to play. - Sam

(Who you reckon tore up that fence anyway? Got any ideas?)

Yeah Yeah.

I know it is "your chair" and "your blanket", but can you pipe down so I can sleep?! - Shanti

(I am not even sure how I got up here)

I am not talking to you Buddy.

I know it was you who chewed up my stuffed animal.  - Samson