We are here. Where the hell is the captain of this boat?

This is the second time this week this has happened.  Do we have the right day and time?- Shanti, Buddy, Sam, and Maisy

Who is the prettiest of all?

You is Sam.  I love you man.  - Buddy Love

Bout time. You gonna open this gate so we can get our willies wet?

Samson and his mini-me Buddy down by the lake.

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NO Maisy. I will not let you tear up mom's bra!

I will put my body in harm's way to keep Maisy from chewing up mom's favorite undergarments. - My Buddy

(Did you see me mom? I blocked Maisy Moo from ripping up your stuff even more than I did at first. Opps.)

What?! That was not a toy?

I am not sure what a "bra" is, but it was stuffed and I could fling it around like a sling shot. Plus it smelled like you mom.  Can you sew it back together so I can play with it again? - Buddy

Am I dreaming?

I was napping and smelled chicken.  Did someone lay these pieces here for me?  Am I still sleeping?  Are these treats real? Can someone put them in my mouth? I am tired. - Maisy moo

Get that damn camera out of my face.

I know I am sleeping in your chair. And you know I hate pictures. I call that "even".  Now go away. - Shanti