If I don't move, no one will see me.

This is my secret hiding place.  No one knows I go here to be by myself.

I am still not sure how you found me....- Shanti

What is the A/C set on?

Can you please make it hotter in here.  I am freezing.- Buddy Love

Hurry! We are late for church.

Guarding the guest house.

You can repay me by not complaining about my farts.- Buddy

Who farted? I smell a fart but it was not me. At least I am pretty sure. -Samson

Graveyard

Grave digger, resting.

(All this while I showered).

I would jump through this plate glass window...

To escape this prison of pure hell, if mom would not track me down. Damn microchips! - Shanti

The least you can do is give me a treat.

I am sitting like a good boy. And after a not-so-pleasant anal invasion. - Sammy boy