Pssst. Quick, call Animal Cops.

My new foster mom is a freak.  First, she makes me wear this bright blue harness. THEN, she puts me in a bright PINK kennel (yes, I have a penis). I am like color blind and I can see better than she can! Next she gives me a stuffed animal to play with- so I bite the head off and gut the insides out of it to send her a message.   Do I freakin' LOOK happy?

My name is Buddy and send help quick before she really gets crazy. I think I saw a winter dog outfit waiting for me, so I can walk with her and the heathen dogs she has now. Hell, I do not even like the cold and it is FINE by me to continue to do "my business" in the house and let little-miss-dog-rescue-freaky-poo clean it up.  Anyway, I need your help. Come get me soon, I think I hear her calling me now. Gawd please let her leave me the hell alone.  - Buddy

Treat Mesmerized.

Is that an angel that we see? Please give us the treats.- Sam and Shanti

Father time....

I met this old boy out walking the beach with his equally aged owner.  I had to take a picture- of his grace, slow movements yet still enjoying the beauty of the walk. He was beautiful with his long hair flowing.

I felt reverence for the sweet dog making his way down the beach.  Gentle kindness.

 Respect for the old boy making his way along the gorgeous beach and I had to say "hello".

He knows to sit and rest, enjoying the wind, beach and the love he receives all around him.

It was chilly....

So I climbed under the covers.  Unfortunately for my bed mate, I fart in my sleep. Whoops about that.

I can't see back here dang it.

What the hell did we just hit? Could it be a cat?- Diego

My name is Chuck.

I am much nicer than I look so please do not be afraid.

Dog training went well today.

So if anyone reading wants my expert opinion, please contact me. I will be glad to help!

Per Shanti...."that will make mom think twice about taking my bone away."