Does my butt look big?

Since I have been here visiting, I feel bloated and fat.  Does my ass look big to you? I kinda like more junk in my trunk.- Tootsie

Lifting with the Pom Pom twins....

Sampson, I am glad you are up here working out with us, as you have gained weight. It makes me not want to have sex with you. - Your dog wife Sydney.

Careful with that paddle woman!

I KNOW what you are thinking and we both know it would not turn out well. Just steer this big rig, paddle hard and keep working around me. I deserve the view.- Shanti

Shhhh, pretend we are sleeping.....

Once the humans have gone nightie night lets tear this place apart, what say you?- Lexi with Abbey and Annabelle (all rescues).

Alert and focused

Shanti is learning to drive and it scares the dog shit out of me.- Sam

That's it.

Keep it steady driver.  I have now spotted deer in the woods.  I plan to attack and kill. Before I do, can you pull my little hoodie up? -Tootsie

Pouter

Everyone else is outside playing and having fun. I must have gotten locked in because I am a bad boy.- Sam

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