I resent the resemblance....

I hardly look like her. I am a DOG, she is a cat. And I am not nearly as fat so shut your pie hole. -Maisy

And that is why they call me a wiener dog.....

While visiting my mom we had quite the array of dogs from 3 families.  The characters in this story are my male boxer Sam, Mom's white GSD Della, and my brother's dachshund Buster.  Well, my brother likes to call him "bust-a-nut" but that is another story.

Well, Buster is very young and playful. And he kept getting more and more friendly with Sam. All these dogs have been around each other before without sexual incidence but obviously romance was in the air.  Buster kept licking Sam's man part and was small enough to stand under him and "milk the cow".  We kept shoeing Buster off but frankly, they BOTH seemed to like it. Sam would straddle right up to him for a licking over and over.

Soon we noticed Sam had mounted poor Della (still a pup and first sexual encounter I imagine) and had his lipstick out and ready. All dogs are fixed but still, we had to separate Sam. I pondered WHY Sam was so taken this time with Della. At first I said aloud, I guess he has discovered he has a taste for blondes. That is when Mom remarked... it is not his fault. Buster got him all worked up!

Come closer....

I appear all sweet and thoughtful.  Waiting with anticipation for the rest of your words to me. In reality I smell something tasty on your breath. Come to me. You curl my whiskers.  - Tootsie Roll

Do you know what this is for?

Does anyone know why the hell mom teases us by getting tin foil out like she is going to grill us out some meat, then instead, lays it on the bed without any meat on it?  Mom is going crazy and the guests laugh when they first see the bed.  She tells them it is so we won't jump up there....whatever makes it "right" in her head.- Dogs

Hey kid!

I found your ball in my yard. Why don't you come try to take it away from me for fun?   - Della

What the hell are you staring at?

Rogan- rescued min pin mix. With attitude.

What does a girl have to do to get noticed?

Sam, I am ready for you. Why are you always so tired?  I am over here in my bed, ready to make puppies with you. - Shanti