Come closer....

I appear all sweet and thoughtful.  Waiting with anticipation for the rest of your words to me. In reality I smell something tasty on your breath. Come to me. You curl my whiskers.  - Tootsie Roll

Do you know what this is for?

Does anyone know why the hell mom teases us by getting tin foil out like she is going to grill us out some meat, then instead, lays it on the bed without any meat on it?  Mom is going crazy and the guests laugh when they first see the bed.  She tells them it is so we won't jump up there....whatever makes it "right" in her head.- Dogs

Hey kid!

I found your ball in my yard. Why don't you come try to take it away from me for fun?   - Della

What the hell are you staring at?

Rogan- rescued min pin mix. With attitude.

What does a girl have to do to get noticed?

Sam, I am ready for you. Why are you always so tired?  I am over here in my bed, ready to make puppies with you. - Shanti

Get the rest of the leaves in the truck woman!

And hurry up before my football game starts.- Sam

I bet you did not even notice my new collar....