Are those fava bean treats??? I’d kill for those….futhththfuth

-Hannibal Lector, The Dog.  (And not just for Halloween)

Shhhh, I am meditating.....

-Your dog Sam.

Discipline gone awry...

As you can see, Shanti is terrified of being punished.  She has a lot of respect for me and my stick.

Smelly Sit ups

I laid down to stretch and do my stomach work- my mistake. Sam had his big man paw pulling on my hair, and here you can see him picking my hair out of his teeth. Shanti rolled on to her back and kept kangaroo kicking me in the face. Gotta shut the door next time. My expression tells the rest of the story.  Does everyone else's sit-ups smell funny too (armpits and butt)???

Halloween for dogs-

Trick or Treat. I am in your seat.  Now where are YOU gonna sit?

Since you gotta hold me now, look at my Halloween collar.  HOT huh? And no, you cannot have it. Touch it and I WILL bite you. (Happy Halloween Human).

"OMG Momma.  What the hell IS that?  It is scaring me. Make the neighbors take it down." - Shanti, the brave one.

I can see just fine officer. Why do you ask?

When I look to my right, this is what I see. Above, body block of the window. Below, well, the picture tells the tail....

HONK! Get in mom- let's go.

"Mom, the vet has already taken Maisy. We need to go quick. Jump in the back".- Sam and Shanti.

Hell yes I can drive. I must have seen you do it a thousand times.  I have already adjusted all your mirrors and played with the windows - up and down, up and down.- Shanti