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Saturday, November 30, 2013
Friday, November 29, 2013
Are you seeing what I am seeing Shanti? It hurts my eyes.
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Thursday, November 28, 2013
Hey mom. Which is bigger?
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Wednesday, November 27, 2013
Well, this is awkward. You are facing the wrong way again.
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Tuesday, November 26, 2013
One day I would like to have a little place of my own.
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Monday, November 25, 2013
I get dibs on the winner.
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Sunday, November 24, 2013
Nope. I don't want my picture taken.
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Saturday, November 23, 2013
Mom wants you to move so she can sit on the couch. Pass it down...
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Friday, November 22, 2013
I see the prey.
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Thursday, November 21, 2013
You want a kiss? I GOT your kiss.
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Wednesday, November 20, 2013
My foster mom is a piece of work.
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Tuesday, November 19, 2013
Tips from Cesar for your dog (s)...
Exercise, discipline, and affection - in that order. These are the three ingredients for creating a happy, balanced dog. Most dog owners give only affection, or don't provide these three necessities in the correct order. #cesarsway
Exercise – walking a dog at least one hour every day, and in the correct way.
Discipline – giving a dog rules, boundaries, and limitations in a non-abusive manner.
Affection – a reward we give to our dogs and to ourselves, but only after the dog has achieved calm submission in our Pack.
Exercise – walking a dog at least one hour every day, and in the correct way.
Discipline – giving a dog rules, boundaries, and limitations in a non-abusive manner.
Affection – a reward we give to our dogs and to ourselves, but only after the dog has achieved calm submission in our Pack.
That's it. That's the spot. You're hired!
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Monday, November 18, 2013
Be careful with these items around your dogs on the holidays....
Here is the list, via Cesar Milan. http://cesar.mn/nf8b
Congrats. Another NO KILL shelter has been approved in the US (a FIRST in NC)....
LINCOLN COUNTY ANIMAL SERVICES TO BECOME FIRST MUNICIPAL SHELTER
IN NORTH CAROLINA TO BECOME A NO KILL FACILITY
Lincoln County Animal Services and Make Lincoln County No Kill Join Forces to Save Animals
Lincoln County, NC (November 18, 2013) – The Lincoln County Board of Commissioners voted today to adopt the philosophy and move toward the implementation of the No Kill Equation (NKE), a nationally recognized and proven approach to saving 90% or more of the healthy and adoptable animals, at Lincoln County Animal Services (LCAS) in Lincolnton, North Carolina. With this vote, LCAS will become the first municipal animal shelter in the state of North Carolina to be designated as a No Kill Animal Shelter.
Leading the effort to introduce the No Kill Equation was Make Lincoln County No Kill (MLCNK), a grassroots group of volunteers wanting to affect change and support this effort at LCAS. MLCNK and LCAS will join forces guided by the No Kill Equation to work toward achieving a 90% or higher save rate through increasing the number of adoptions, rescues, and fosters. The program will also work toward decreasing the number of incoming animals to the shelter through Trap, Neuter, Release (TNR) and barn cat programs for feral cats, low-cost spay/neuter programs, pet retention efforts, and owner-reclaim programs. Emphasis will also be placed on securing alternative funding through donations, grants, sponsorships, and fundraising events, plus public education and volunteer recruiting through community outreach efforts and raising awareness through participation in various public and media events.
“We are excited about leading the way in the State of North Carolina through our commitment to become a No Kill Municipal Shelter,” states Alex Patton, Chairman of the Board of County Commissioners. “It is the right decision and one shared by the majority of our citizens.”
“With our internal commitment to saving 90% or more of the healthy and adoptable animals and by joining forces with the volunteers of MLCNK, we will have the resources needed to accomplish this goal,” explains Martha Lide, Assistant County Manager.
According to William Edmiston, member of the steering committee with MLCNK, “We are already implementing various parts of the No Kill Equation and have over 1,000 volunteer hours committed per month to put toward this effort.
“We encourage everyone to learn more about how they can help in this positive effort,” adds Karen Banker, also on the steering committee. “Many of the activities and support needed do not involve direct animal service. There are many ways to contribute to this worthwhile mission of saving Lincoln County’s homeless animals.”
Lincoln County Animal Services is the municipal shelter for Lincoln County located at 650 John Howell Memorial Drive, Lincolnton, NC.
Make Lincoln County No Kill (MLCNK) is a grassroots group of volunteers dedicated to transforming Lincoln County Animals Services into a No Kill Shelter and increasing the live release rate of healthy and adoptable animals to 90% or above. To learn more or to sign up as a volunteer, visit www.MakeLincolnCountyNoKill. org.
Make Lincoln County No Kill- NC
This group is meeting tonight. Please show your support any way possible (you do not have to live there to be a member - see link at bottom). As many of you know, across the country (and world) groups are working to promote viable alternatives to the routine killing of shelter dogs and cats. This is a proven method that works (spay, neuter, educate, community involvement, rescue/foster groups, etc). We are changing how animals are treated and we need everyone to be involved to make the unnecessary killing of shelter pets a thing of the past.
Thank you! Now for the their announcement:
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Thank you! Now for the their announcement:
Exciting News!
MLCNK is on the agenda for the Lincoln County Commissioners meeting this Monday, November 18. We are asking you to attend (wearing orange) in support of our No Kill mission and goals.
The meeting begins at 6:30pm. We will meet in the parking lot of the James W. Warren Citizens Center at 6:10. The address is 115 W. Main Street, Lincolnton on the 3rd Floor.
Please invite others you know to join us. A brief presentation will be delivered to the Board after which we hope to seek a formal vote of approval and support from theCounty Commissioners.
This is a significant milestone and potentially the start of a new direction for ourcounty and the animals in their care. We urge you to attend and show your support for our mission of saving animals lives.
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Thank you for your ongoing support!
Jena
Jena M. Healy
Make Lincoln County No kill
When the battle seems to be all uphill, remember we are here for the voiceless animals who depend on us to keep on keeping on for them.
Lord, mom is screaming my name. Hold real still and maybe she won't see me.
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Sunday, November 17, 2013
Really? Juno fell asleep on me again?
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Saturday, November 16, 2013
I really don't mind her leaning on me, but that ugly picture she drew of me on the bed has GOT TO GO!
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Friday, November 15, 2013
Thursday, November 14, 2013
Sad Dog Diaries
Love this. Such a twisted way to think and maybe more true than we dog "owners" know....
Appropriate video for this page http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=Xw1C5T-fH2Y
Who is THAT Sam? Is she a Golden?
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Wednesday, November 13, 2013
Baileys Treats (for dogs)
Have been contaminated with Salmonella, if sold in NC and SC. FDA is investigating. Please take note if you feed your dogs these treats.
(My dogs were fed salmonella contaminated dog food while I was on vacation and all got very sick but survived). We have to check the social media warnings until the food is tested better.
Signs of salmonella poisoning in dogs:
The severity of the disease will often determine the signs and symptoms that are overtly present in the dog. Symptoms commonly seen in dogs with salmonellosis include:
(My dogs were fed salmonella contaminated dog food while I was on vacation and all got very sick but survived). We have to check the social media warnings until the food is tested better.
Signs of salmonella poisoning in dogs:
The severity of the disease will often determine the signs and symptoms that are overtly present in the dog. Symptoms commonly seen in dogs with salmonellosis include:
- Fever
- Shock
- Lethargy
- Diarrhea
- Vomiting
- Anorexia
- Weight loss
- Dehydration
- Skin disease
- Mucus in stool
- Abnormally fast heart rate
- Swollen lymph nodes
- Abnormal vaginal discharge
- Miscarriage or spontaneous abortion
Hey Riley. Check out my wiener while my man panties are off.
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Tuesday, November 12, 2013
Monday, November 11, 2013
Dog Treats made in China
3000 dogs in the US have now reportedly DIED eating treats made in China. More have gotten sick.
We do not know the reason or cause so now the FDA is investigating.
It is mostly in smaller dogs who consume a lot of these treats but still know the signs as dogs can get sick and die in a matter of a couple of days. They become sick, do not eat, lethargic and then organs start to fail. Many vets do not know the signs or have not seen any cases so we have to educate and inform each other.
So please do not buy treats that say "Made in China" on the bag and watch over everyone's pets.
Thank you.
We do not know the reason or cause so now the FDA is investigating.
It is mostly in smaller dogs who consume a lot of these treats but still know the signs as dogs can get sick and die in a matter of a couple of days. They become sick, do not eat, lethargic and then organs start to fail. Many vets do not know the signs or have not seen any cases so we have to educate and inform each other.
So please do not buy treats that say "Made in China" on the bag and watch over everyone's pets.
Thank you.
Here in my secret garden, where no one can find me.
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Sunday, November 10, 2013
Mine! Mine! Lickey Lickey Lickey!
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Saturday, November 9, 2013
I hear something Riley. I am sure of it. Get up and go take a look.
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Friday, November 8, 2013
The Fantastic Five Cheerleading Team....
My name is Buddy. (Oh yeah). I love to pee. (Oh yeah). I have a diaper. (Oh yeah). In which I wee! Oh Yeah!
Sha boom, sha sha sha boom, check it out. Sha boom, sha sha sha boom. Roll call.
My name is Riley. (Oh yeah). And I'm a mess. (Oh yeah). I love to boat. (Oh yeah). On the big fat Crest. Oh Yeah!
(CHORUS)
My name is Sam. (Oh, yeah). And I'm da man. (Oh yeah). A love machine. (Oh yeah). A big fat ham! Oh Yeah!
(CHORUS)
My name is Noneya. (Oh yeah). I hate this game. (Oh yeah). This stupid cheer. (Oh Yeah). I wish you pain! Oh Yeah!
(CHORUS)
My name is Maisy. (Oh, yeah). I think that's it. (Oh, yeah). I forget a lot. (Oh yeah). Is it time to shit? Oh Yeah!
(CHORUS)
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Thursday, November 7, 2013
Go toward the light. Go toward the light.
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Wednesday, November 6, 2013
Texts from Dogs
Ok. These 10 are hilarious. Totally my style of dog humor and hope you enjoy them FFS!
What's the secret password Sam?
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Tuesday, November 5, 2013
Well, I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
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Monday, November 4, 2013
Bloat #2 killer for dogs
#1 is Cancer. Know the signs for Bloat. http://www.globalspan.net/bloat.htm
Sunday, November 3, 2013
The Revenant - Billy Collins
A friend shared this poem with me and I hope you find it as interesting as I did....
(A revenant is a visible ghost or animated corpse that was believed to return from the grave to terrorize the living).
The Revenant - Billy Collins
I am the dog you put to sleep,
as you like to call the needle of oblivion,
come back to tell you this simple thing:
I never liked you--not one bit.
as you like to call the needle of oblivion,
come back to tell you this simple thing:
I never liked you--not one bit.
When I licked your face,
I thought of biting off your nose.
When I watched you toweling yourself dry,
I wanted to leap and unman you with a snap.
I thought of biting off your nose.
When I watched you toweling yourself dry,
I wanted to leap and unman you with a snap.
I resented the way you moved,
your lack of animal grace,
the way you would sit in a chair to eat,
a napkin on your lap, knife in your hand.
your lack of animal grace,
the way you would sit in a chair to eat,
a napkin on your lap, knife in your hand.
I would have run away,
but I was too weak, a trick you taught me
while I was learning to sit and heel,
and--greatest of insults--shake hands without a hand.
but I was too weak, a trick you taught me
while I was learning to sit and heel,
and--greatest of insults--shake hands without a hand.
I admit the sight of the leash
would excite me
but only because it meant I was about
to smell things you had never touched.
would excite me
but only because it meant I was about
to smell things you had never touched.
You do not want to believe this,
but I have no reason to lie.
I hated the car, the rubber toys,
disliked your friends and, worse, your relatives.
but I have no reason to lie.
I hated the car, the rubber toys,
disliked your friends and, worse, your relatives.
The jingling of my tags drove me mad.
You always scratched me in the wrong place.
All I ever wanted from you
was food and fresh water in my metal bowls.
You always scratched me in the wrong place.
All I ever wanted from you
was food and fresh water in my metal bowls.
While you slept, I watched you breathe
as the moon rose in the sky.
It took all of my strength
not to raise my head and howl.
as the moon rose in the sky.
It took all of my strength
not to raise my head and howl.
Now I am free of the collar,
the yellow raincoat, monogrammed sweater,
the absurdity of your lawn,
and that is all you need to know about this place
the yellow raincoat, monogrammed sweater,
the absurdity of your lawn,
and that is all you need to know about this place
except what you already supposed
and are glad it did not happen sooner--
and are glad it did not happen sooner--
that everyone here can read and write,
the dogs in poetry, the cats and the others in prose.
the dogs in poetry, the cats and the others in prose.
Hut, hut, HIKE. OK. Now COME AT ME!
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Saturday, November 2, 2013
REALLY?!
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Friday, November 1, 2013
No messing up the couch covers. No playing tug-o-war in the house.
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