Mom, where does yellow snow come from? I really like it.

Sam I am peeing

This way Sam and bring your firehose.  Let's mark everything BOXER WAS HERE.- Maisy

I know you can see me waiting out here. Don't make me blow this horn again.

 Sam I am ... ready to go.

I dream of a truck where I get my own seat, and don't have to use Sam's ass as my air bag.

-Shanti Baby

Maybe I took your blanket and pillow. And maybe I didn't. What does it look like?

And please go ahead and file a complaint in the complaint department. - Sam I am, sleepy

(Besides, you will get it back tomorrow so you can wash it for me)

Da couch was right here. Someone must have stolen it while I was napping.

We did have a couch right?! - Buddy Love

The light outside is so beautiful. I hope they let me live so I can play outside another day.

I don't deserve to die. - Maisy at the vet.

Ah. You're up. Are you making those eggs for me?

I slept here by my favorite room- the kitchen!  - Maisy Moo Pig

Welcome to our spot by the fire.

We are so pleased you could join us. - Sam and Shanti looking a bit like Rocky Horror Picture Show characters.  For real. 

(Sometimes they give me the creeps. I think they do it on purpose late at night)

Mommy tucks us in.

You got a problem with that?- Finnegan and Tru Tru

Are you also watching this beautiful sunset Sam? - Shanti

Are you kidding? I am watching the HOT chocoloate lab roll next door roll around in cat poo.  YOW! - Sam I am a pig

If that bee ever moves, it is MINE.

I sure hope it knows I am boss and does not sting me. - Shanti Baby

(Mom, go get the fly swatter just in case)

I feel like I am alive, free...running through the woods. The wind is blowing back my sails.

Mom loves to "ride me around" since I am such a good boy.   - Samson

Go already. If you make it down safely, then yell back to us. We will go next.

Buddy talking to Della, with Shanti in waiting.

(I haven't agreed to try anything  - Shanti)

I am so tired. Can you pick up my leg and put it on the couch for me mom?

Sam I am, looking pitiful.

What made that noise?

I can't wait to get at it and let it tear this damn bandana off my head. - Shanti baby

(I don't play dress up and I don't like pictures. Back off you fool.)

Link to BIG dogs who may not know they are BIG. (Like my Samson)

Go to www.dailyfunlists.com/21-dogs-who-dont-realize-how-big-they-are These are cute and hilarious and shows how much they love and are loved

No, it went over here. No, I am on its trail. It's in the tall grass over here.

What do you think IT is?  Maybe we have found the whole family! - Buddy, Sam, Maisy and Shanti

I am not sure if I want to kiss you Sam.

Come closer so I can smell your breath first.  If it stinks, then it is ON. - Shanti

I am having trouble relaxing during this storm. Got any doggie valium?

Buddy Love has no shame.

This rock sure is high up. I get vertigo if I go near the edge- do you guys?

Guess this screws up my rescue training....Della the Dingo Dog.

Nope. Not gonna move until I hear your car keys jingle so we can go The Hell Home.

You know I hate visiting places. - Shanti, in a good mood.

I have done worse for less than a fig newton from a driveby-

Quiet my son. They think we are dogs. Just keep responding to their whistles.

Why YES I AM a big ole furry puppy!  Got another fig newton (you dumb ass)?

Let me snuggle up here to the camera over here....

Hi. I am Buddy and the camera loves me. Let me come lick you and the camera lens.  Work my magic.

Get a pic of THIS tongue shutterbug.

This bed is only big enough for one of us kid.

Sam to his sidekick Buddy.

I have lived a life in my four short years that most really cannot fathom.

What's say you bring me a treat, sit down, and let me share my hard earned wisdom?- Samson

The trail is over here. I can smell the rabbit tracks.

Then what the hell is it I smell?  I think it ran over here.- Everybody

Hmmfff. I am mad at you. You didn't believe me when I said I was hurt.

You called me a "Diva". Now freakin look at my leg.  Broke in 3 places. What? Were the x-rays lying?

I cannot look at you right now. I am in so much pain. Emotionally and physically.

I never doubt when you are hurt. I just don't care.

Let me and my bad leg drag off and find someone that really love us.

I have lost 3 lbs over all this stress and trauma.  Mostly I blame you.

WHO is the sexy hallway monitor?

Ah, thanks- but I don't see it.  - Maisy Moo

(Got any treats before you go by? That may help me feel more sexy.)

Hold my hand for prayers so we can go nightie- night.

Finnegan and Truman, bedding down for the night.

Couples portrait in front of the fire....

Wow, we really do look regal. - Shanti to Samson

My gawd can I get some dang privacy!?

Shanti- giving the evil eye to anyone that comes around when she does her business.

(Please note after she shot them "the look" Maisy and Buddy turned their heads.  I still took the shot.)