I love you so much man... I could just kiss you right on the mouth. - Buddy

I absolutely love the feel of this carpet. Where did you get it? - Sam

The Olympic's synchronized swimming ain't got nothing on us.

Now kick your legs up high on the count of three Sam.- Buddy and Samson

Hey Sam. You wanna rub my belly?

How 'bout you take off my man panties. They are starting to chafe me. - Buddy and his maxi pad

I have a leg cramp and can't wake up.

(Sam I am)

I love my hunting perch.

Here, high up on the deck, on my lounge chair, warmed by the sun, I get a great vantage point to hunt for vermin out of the yard. - Buddy Boo Boo 

Which one is my real daddy?

Mom said to keep an eye on you guys, to supervise.  But really, I am just looking to play. - Sam

(Who you reckon tore up that fence anyway? Got any ideas?)

Yeah Yeah.

I know it is "your chair" and "your blanket", but can you pipe down so I can sleep?! - Shanti

(I am not even sure how I got up here)

I am not talking to you Buddy.

I know it was you who chewed up my stuffed animal.  - Samson

Sunnin my buns in the hot summer sun....Whatcho doin?!

- Buddy Love with his man panties

We knew it would only be a matter of time before you find out our secret.

Doggie gates cannot keep us apart. Our love was meant to be- Finnigan and Truman

I do not know why I failed the police academy for dogs.

Now stop teasing me and give me back my ball. - Della

WHY do you keep doing this?!

I don't like the crap you feed me.  I turn it over in disgust. Then you take my picture, and laugh. You piss me off.  -Shanti

You smell that Maisy?!

Smells like bacon to me.  Got another one coming for ya.  Better roll down the window. - Buddy

It's weird. I smell poop and dead fish.

Where IS that smell coming from? - Shanti

(And how can I get more of it?)

Gimme kisses old girl.

Love me some cougar mouth. - Buddy Love with Maisy Moo Pig

Some people have cows in the field.

I have dogs in the dirt. - Buddy getting ready to kick up some dust.

(Shoo little piglet, shoo.)

You heard me right woman! More please.

 These things just don't hold up. -Buddy Love.

Hmmmm. I wonder what the other dogs are doing that don't have a boat?

Sucks to be them I guess. -Samson

Yep, you got that right. We are guarding the plants and deck furniture....

So no other dogs pee on them.  You're welcome.  -Shanti and Sam.

I forgot what I came out here for....

-Maisy Moo.  Naked, without her necklace, sexy at 15.5 years of age.

We are here. Where the hell is the captain of this boat?

This is the second time this week this has happened.  Do we have the right day and time?- Shanti, Buddy, Sam, and Maisy

Who is the prettiest of all?

You is Sam.  I love you man.  - Buddy Love

Bout time. You gonna open this gate so we can get our willies wet?

Samson and his mini-me Buddy down by the lake.

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NO Maisy. I will not let you tear up mom's bra!

I will put my body in harm's way to keep Maisy from chewing up mom's favorite undergarments. - My Buddy

(Did you see me mom? I blocked Maisy Moo from ripping up your stuff even more than I did at first. Opps.)

What?! That was not a toy?

I am not sure what a "bra" is, but it was stuffed and I could fling it around like a sling shot. Plus it smelled like you mom.  Can you sew it back together so I can play with it again? - Buddy

Am I dreaming?

I was napping and smelled chicken.  Did someone lay these pieces here for me?  Am I still sleeping?  Are these treats real? Can someone put them in my mouth? I am tired. - Maisy moo

Get that damn camera out of my face.

I know I am sleeping in your chair. And you know I hate pictures. I call that "even".  Now go away. - Shanti

Yep. I slayed the monster.

So much for your tough John Deere, thick roped toy.  I tore that bitch apart in 2 minutes, ripped its squeaking heart out, tore out all the stuffing,  and laid it at your feet.  NEXT. - Buddy the Ripper

(Oh, and slung it around until the knotted rope part hit you in the eye. I feel like David and Goliath. Bring it on! You keep buying these pricey toys and I will keep them from attacking us. I am King Buddy.)

What? You have grass seed planted here in the new dirt?

So very sorry. I thought it was a beach. As soon as I get rid of my farmer's tan (white), I will move. - Buddy

(While you are up, fetch me some water will ya? It is HOT out here)

Yoga Master at Sleep.

Namaste- Samson